BD: Pussy!
Two weekends ago, a pussy ran out to the road while i was taking a corner. So what did i do to get the casualty above?
- Took a corner from the main road
- Saw a cat on left shoulder of the road
- Blonde pussy decided to try its luck by running over
- Stomped my brake
- 'THUD'
- Look at my right side mirror: NOTHING!
- Fuck, is it stucked under my car since there's nothing on the road behind me?
- Stopped my car
- Got out
- Look at my bumper, no blood, nothing
- Look under the car, nothing
- 'PUZZLED'
- Went into the car & drove home
- Popped open the hood
- No pussy in the engine bay: Thank God
- Look at the bumper again
- Saw few strands of fur
- FUCK, paint crack
1 Comments:
cat got nine lifes.... so no worries...
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